I'M THE BEST MAN

A: So, man what's up?

K.W: Oh, nothin much man, same old

A: Cool. You're probably really happy that your latest album is selling so many copies eh?

K.W: Of course I'm happy but it's no surprise that MY album is doing really well.

A:Why do you say that?

K.W:Obviously I'm the best so no doubt my album will also be the best. C'mon man think about it.

A: Oh yeah, that's true. I don't even know why I would ask you that. Sorry, my bad.

K.W: Yeah, it's cool. Don't worry I get that a lot from other people. I'm used to it.

A: What do you mean?

K.W:Oh you know, people are always like why do you think you're the best out there? I had a guy come up to me the other day an he was like ,' you're so self centered'. I was like 'yeah I know, that's because I know I'm the best.'

A: Well, I think you're the best, so don't listen to anyone else. They are all just very jealous. You are the best and no one can take that away from you.

K.W: Yeah, I mean while I'm here making millions and having the number one song on the charts for the past month now, those people are not getting anywhere, so I guess they are jealous.

A: That's right. You're always right Kanye, you know that.

K.W: Yes, I know, how about telling me something I don't already know.

A: There I go again, me and my dumb mouth. Sorry. Here's something you don't already know, you're next album is going to be even better than this one.

K.W: Man, just get out of here, How can you say that? I am the best there is. I know that already man, c'mon. If you're saying that my next album will be better then that means that there is something wrong with this album out there. What? Is it not good enough?

A: No, man I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. OK listen maybe it is best if I just get out of here now.

K.W: Yeah man, I think that's a good idea. Just remember, I am the best and you better now forget it next time I see you.

A: I won't Kanye, I'm sorry.