He's Too Old!!!

(ages 15-19) (for the purpose to point out to everyone that everything has limits. Don't do something that you know will hurt your significant other)
Everything was going great until my husband decided to do the thing I despised his for. He knows that i don't talk to him for a very long time when he does these stupid things. To think coming to this carnival with him would be fun and we would both forget about how old we're both getting. As usual he is always with that outdated, instant developing, black and white camera of his on his neck. No one even uses those things anymore. Not only does Murphy look stupid with it but people are probably thinking 'what is this old guy doing taking pictures of young women?'
It's a good thing I noticed he was out of my sight when I did. Turning around to see him with that camera fixed on getting a shot at this woman who looked to be 6 times younger than my husband, was disturbing. I put my face right up to the camera and gave an angry, threatening look. He'll know next time not to mess with a face like that. I don't know if he still thinks he's in his 20's. What beautiful young woman will want to look at an old man like Murphy? I do love him, which is why i guess I'm being so overprotective and getting so angry. He belongs to me and only me. That camera of his should only have pictures of me only on it. I know I'm not as attractive as 30 years ago but I'm his wife and can someone blame me for wanting that attention? This is definitely the last time I'm coming to a carnival with Murphy.